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  • CFXL

    CFXL

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    One of the main side effects of COVID-19 is the loss of smell. This is particularly worrying for football fans, who are unable to smell what ‘The Rock is Cooking.’ In this case, it’s a burnt melange of the XFL and the CFL. The potential marriage is now dead, after the XFL announced it would…

  • Wild Draft Predictions

    Wild Draft Predictions

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    Life is like a box of chocolates. Either it gets picked apart by your family, gives you diabetes, or is accidentally left in a car and melts into a goopy puddle. The point being, you can never be too sure.  Every year, the NFL Draft hits us with someone wild and wacky-and this year could…

  • Breaking! NFC East Sold

    Breaking! NFC East Sold

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    This just in, the NFC East has been sold to the XFL for a McRib sandwich and a picture of Archie Manning in a speedo inside sources confirm. The sale represents part of the XFL’s rebuilding plans to recycle some of the garbage from the NFL and repurpose it into something more useful. According to…