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Week 1 Review

Ugh! What a week in the NFL!
New England Patriots, Baltimore Ravens & Dallas Cowboys put on a smoke show of points in some hotly contested matches.
Or were they?

Wade McElwain & Ryan Cull break down all of the week 1 matches in the NFL.

Bears vs Packers
Mitchell Trubisky was a joke show as previously discussed.

Chiefs vs Jaguars
Patrick Mahomes blew the lid on the joint with his footwork & passing, while the Jags were blown by Big Dick Nick.
Will Milshewn, Milden, Mildew be a #1 qb?

Titans vs Chiefs
The Titans are what now? The Browns did who they hey now?
A real lesson in protection & fulfilment.
The Titans stuffed & roughed the Browns.

Bills vs Jets
Don’t believe the hype Jets fans!
Despite an early lead, the Bills rallied to snuff the Jets & a tepid offence, plus a D that took it more than an 80s porn star.
Am I right?

Giants vs Cowboys
Like wedding a lamb, to a cowboy.
Dak & company made it look easy as they dismembered the Giants in a succulent fashion.
The Giants suck, so Dak will have to prove himself going forward.

Ravens vs Miami
Seriously, talking about the Miami Dolphins is like talking about a school shooting.
Just don’t.

Bucs vs 49ers
Bruce Arians doesn’t whisper no more.
Jameis was Shameis again in a disparaging match of crap.
The 49ers looked ok’ish, but Jimmy G still looks like that knee is a glass heirloom.

Texans vs Saints
Best game of the week, bar none.
Deshaun Watson carved a tough D with some of the west WRs in the game.
Drew Brees answered, in what was a match of the season, at least the best game thus far.
Brees’ last minute drive to get Will Lutz the chance to FG was a genius drive.
Still my pick of the NFC..thus far.

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