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Week 2 Picks

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Week 2 in the NFL is here, & Wade McElwain & Ryan Cull have the picks you need to take your into week 2.

In this video, the boys breakdown their picks and score for the entire weekend.
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Buffalo Bills (-2.5) vs NY Giants +42.5
Battle of D & O lines in a tight game that takes us to Redzone palpability.
Ryan has it 27-20 Bills, while Wade has it 21-20 Bills, with the Giants covering.

LA Chargers (-3) vs Detroit Lions +47
Phillip Rivers has kids to feed, & the Detroit defines is hungry. Ryan likes the Chargers to fuel up in Michigan, while Wade takes the Lions to devour a home win.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs Houston Texans (-8.5)
Holy Deshaun Watson!
He’s enough to turn a fantasy man to a different team!
What a performance last week, and good on them for loading up.
Dick Mildew (?) will struggle to Jag off in this one.
Ryan: Texans 35-Jags 20 Wade Texans 31-Jags 10

Vikings vs Packers (-2.5) +44.5
Packers love to pack cheese at home. Look for them to make a rodgering of the Vikings in the long run.
Wade: Packers 30-Vikings 20 Ryan: Packers 27-Vikings 24

49ers vs Bengals (-1) +44.5
Roar kitty.
The Bengals are loose like a midwest heroin mom after chardonnay o’clock.
Can they feed off the Kittle, or will the Kittle feed off of them?
Ryan sees the hot squad taking down the silicon studs, while Wade predicts big data will spoil the show.
Ryan: Bengals 21-49ers 17 Wade 49ers 24-Bengals 21

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Tom Brady-Olympian

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Tom Brady could be in the Olympics, but in which sport?
Our own Wade McElwain asks him in at= throwback Thursday affair or retro nostalgia.
We go back to 2012 for this clip, when the New England Patriots spanked the Rams of St. Louis in a whack down London affair.

Wade further asked Tom Brady if his wife Gisele Bunchen would ‘hook him up’ with one of his wife’s friends as he was single.
Tom was quick to shut this crap down for what it was.

Tom is delicate in his response, first giving kudos to the US Olympic team, which dominated that year.

Tom did admit that while he might not be able to compete in the traditional Olympics, he has a ‘hell of an arm’, which to this point has served him well.

Tom Brady is poised to set another career record year this season, why not take him as MVP for this season?
Or pick him to take out the Patriots?
Or take him in our draft kings contest?

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Week 1 Review

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Ugh! What a week in the NFL!
New England Patriots, Baltimore Ravens & Dallas Cowboys put on a smoke show of points in some hotly contested matches.
Or were they?

Wade McElwain & Ryan Cull break down all of the week 1 matches in the NFL.

Bears vs Packers
Mitchell Trubisky was a joke show as previously discussed.

Chiefs vs Jaguars
Patrick Mahomes blew the lid on the joint with his footwork & passing, while the Jags were blown by Big Dick Nick.
Will Milshewn, Milden, Mildew be a #1 qb?

Titans vs Chiefs
The Titans are what now? The Browns did who they hey now?
A real lesson in protection & fulfilment.
The Titans stuffed & roughed the Browns.

Bills vs Jets
Don’t believe the hype Jets fans!
Despite an early lead, the Bills rallied to snuff the Jets & a tepid offence, plus a D that took it more than an 80s porn star.
Am I right?

Giants vs Cowboys
Like wedding a lamb, to a cowboy.
Dak & company made it look easy as they dismembered the Giants in a succulent fashion.
The Giants suck, so Dak will have to prove himself going forward.

Ravens vs Miami
Seriously, talking about the Miami Dolphins is like talking about a school shooting.
Just don’t.

Bucs vs 49ers
Bruce Arians doesn’t whisper no more.
Jameis was Shameis again in a disparaging match of crap.
The 49ers looked ok’ish, but Jimmy G still looks like that knee is a glass heirloom.

Texans vs Saints
Best game of the week, bar none.
Deshaun Watson carved a tough D with some of the west WRs in the game.
Drew Brees answered, in what was a match of the season, at least the best game thus far.
Brees’ last minute drive to get Will Lutz the chance to FG was a genius drive.
Still my pick of the NFC..thus far.

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Texans vs Saints

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Week 1 brought a great southern match-up between the Saints and the Texans.
The Saints are heavily favoured to go all the way in 2019, while the Texans have higher hopes than Panic at the Disco.

What a game it was!
The Texans came all out at the Saints, using a great running game, and an even better Deshaun Watson, who carved up the Saints with fancy footwork and some great passes.

In the end, it all came down to Drew Trees-who came from behind and was able to get his team to secure the last minute, winning field goal.

Watch the highlights and be amazed!

Clowney

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Jadeveon Clowney must feel like he is on cloud 9 since leaving old Bill O’Brien.
Not only is he on a team that has a chance, he is also on a team where the coach doesn’t act like a despot and put himself in charge of the puppet government.
Pete Carroll is notoriously one of the nicest guys to get along with…even Antonio Brown would get along with him!

Chapman’s Super Bowl

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Chapman Maddox is a Falcons fan.
Please don’t hold that against him.
That being said, Chapman has made his Super Bowl picks for this season, and he is going for the Texans vs the Seahawks.
A big fan of the ‘D’, Chapman reckons that the Seahawks and Russell Wilson will prevail this season, dominating the Texans in a close affair.
Who do you have?

AFC South Prediction

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The south will rise again! Andrew Luck will not.
His body was burdened and broken as he limped into his 2019 season so humbled, even Samuel L Jackson offered his ‘Glass’ skills to save the man humiliation.
The Colts went from division favourites to division fantasists, which happens quickly.
Jacky Briskett has yet to prove, & is probably blinded by the new lights.
The franchise is in rebuild.

The Texans are driving down the NFL road like a camp mon whose kids just puked in the back seat on a 6 hr car journey.
Clowney-out. Lamar Miller broken. JJ Watt is put together with bandages, smiles and God’s wishes.
This has to be the end of the experiment. Sorry Bill, but it isn’t working.

Titans? No really…Titans?
What have they done? What are they going to do?
Mariota is trying to justify the dog turds on his lawn to get something going in Tennessee other than meth and slow jam country.
Henry is the only salvation in a dire O line that is so ravaged, it is sponsored by an opiod company (kidding).

Speaking of meth, Blake Blortles is gone from Jacksonville.
‘Good Place’ references aside, he was a turd-bungling, stumbler who might have turfed a D.
If you don’t know what I just said, you may have never been to Jacksonville.
Big Nick is in town, which actually sounds very Jacksonville.
They still love to plug their D, & should be able to lock down this weekend division now that Luck is outta.

As for the rest of the Colts, it’s a tough rally-but a needed one. YOu’re ‘Lucked Out’, what can you do to salvage the season?

Wade & Ryan both have the Jacksonville Jaguars winning this division and moving on to the playoffs.
Will their AFC south pluck continue on after that?
Wade & Ryan are not to expectant.
Look for them to choke out soon into the playoffs.

Podcast-Ep 58-Season Predictions

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Any just like that, another NFL season is upon us.
But what will happen this season?
Who’s going to win it all?

Luckily, Wade McElwain and Ryan Cull are here to help out with all the info that you need.

They break down not only the top NFL news that has just occurred, but they also look at some of the other top stories to happen as we wind down the preseason.
Will Zeke make it back to the Cowboys?
How will the Colts fare without Andrew Luck?
What will the Texans do for a running back?

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Podcast Ep55-An Englishman in Texas

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London boy Callum Squires joins Wade on the podcast today to talk about all things NFL and Texas.

Callum lived in Texas for a few years while playing football in the Texas divisions.
The whole experience opened his eyes from the way they drink, to the way that American girls say ‘I love your accent.’

Wade & Callum talk the NCAA system, Texas Friday Night lights and American girls.
See a theme here?

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