SuperBowl media frenzy is here, which means all of the players are run through the hoops of late night TV hosts, and goofy foreign press who have a whole host of wacky games ready for the players. One of the more consistent is Jimmy Fallon’s Mean Tweets, which gets the Tom Brady version here.
It’s always fun to make fun of ole TB12, and you can imagine that there were thousands of tweets that were either omitted because they were too rude, too mean, or too personal.
Sunday nights and Monday mornings have to be a treasure trove of Tommy hate, as he would have just ruined the weekend of some punter and solidified his status as the GOAT.
Florida must be treating Tommy nicely, as that tan brings out the fact that he is still ridiculously handsome, making him even more of a target of jealousy.
Being that insanely good-looking must bring with it a world that most of the world will never know, add to that being the best player in the most popular sport in America, and you get Tom Brady.
Many people will want Tom and the Bucs to fail for being so gosh darn good, and taking a losing team then running it into the SuperBowl in the very next year.
Whatever happens on Sunday, everyone needs to appreciate what a feat it is for a guy of his age in a smash-em-up sport.
Go Tommy, go.
In the spirit though, here are some ‘Mean Tweets’ that Tom could have read out.
-You’ll always be my biTch #tombrady #mybitch #giants @EliManning
-Remember our secrets. #tombrady #rubs #tugs @RobbieKraft
-State Farm always wins! #Tombrady #youllsee #Mahomes @AaronRodgers
-I think she dead #tombrady #shedead #playme @AntBrown
-I’m watching you. You’ll come back. Return to me. #tomBrady #returntome @BellBilichicky