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Week 2 Picks

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Week 2 in the NFL is here, & Wade McElwain & Ryan Cull have the picks you need to take your into week 2.

In this video, the boys breakdown their picks and score for the entire weekend.
Want the gist of it?

Buffalo Bills (-2.5) vs NY Giants +42.5
Battle of D & O lines in a tight game that takes us to Redzone palpability.
Ryan has it 27-20 Bills, while Wade has it 21-20 Bills, with the Giants covering.

LA Chargers (-3) vs Detroit Lions +47
Phillip Rivers has kids to feed, & the Detroit defines is hungry. Ryan likes the Chargers to fuel up in Michigan, while Wade takes the Lions to devour a home win.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs Houston Texans (-8.5)
Holy Deshaun Watson!
He’s enough to turn a fantasy man to a different team!
What a performance last week, and good on them for loading up.
Dick Mildew (?) will struggle to Jag off in this one.
Ryan: Texans 35-Jags 20 Wade Texans 31-Jags 10

Vikings vs Packers (-2.5) +44.5
Packers love to pack cheese at home. Look for them to make a rodgering of the Vikings in the long run.
Wade: Packers 30-Vikings 20 Ryan: Packers 27-Vikings 24

49ers vs Bengals (-1) +44.5
Roar kitty.
The Bengals are loose like a midwest heroin mom after chardonnay o’clock.
Can they feed off the Kittle, or will the Kittle feed off of them?
Ryan sees the hot squad taking down the silicon studs, while Wade predicts big data will spoil the show.
Ryan: Bengals 21-49ers 17 Wade 49ers 24-Bengals 21

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Week 1 Review

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Ugh! What a week in the NFL!
New England Patriots, Baltimore Ravens & Dallas Cowboys put on a smoke show of points in some hotly contested matches.
Or were they?

Wade McElwain & Ryan Cull break down all of the week 1 matches in the NFL.

Bears vs Packers
Mitchell Trubisky was a joke show as previously discussed.

Chiefs vs Jaguars
Patrick Mahomes blew the lid on the joint with his footwork & passing, while the Jags were blown by Big Dick Nick.
Will Milshewn, Milden, Mildew be a #1 qb?

Titans vs Chiefs
The Titans are what now? The Browns did who they hey now?
A real lesson in protection & fulfilment.
The Titans stuffed & roughed the Browns.

Bills vs Jets
Don’t believe the hype Jets fans!
Despite an early lead, the Bills rallied to snuff the Jets & a tepid offence, plus a D that took it more than an 80s porn star.
Am I right?

Giants vs Cowboys
Like wedding a lamb, to a cowboy.
Dak & company made it look easy as they dismembered the Giants in a succulent fashion.
The Giants suck, so Dak will have to prove himself going forward.

Ravens vs Miami
Seriously, talking about the Miami Dolphins is like talking about a school shooting.
Just don’t.

Bucs vs 49ers
Bruce Arians doesn’t whisper no more.
Jameis was Shameis again in a disparaging match of crap.
The 49ers looked ok’ish, but Jimmy G still looks like that knee is a glass heirloom.

Texans vs Saints
Best game of the week, bar none.
Deshaun Watson carved a tough D with some of the west WRs in the game.
Drew Brees answered, in what was a match of the season, at least the best game thus far.
Brees’ last minute drive to get Will Lutz the chance to FG was a genius drive.
Still my pick of the NFC..thus far.

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AFC South Prediction

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The south will rise again! Andrew Luck will not.
His body was burdened and broken as he limped into his 2019 season so humbled, even Samuel L Jackson offered his ‘Glass’ skills to save the man humiliation.
The Colts went from division favourites to division fantasists, which happens quickly.
Jacky Briskett has yet to prove, & is probably blinded by the new lights.
The franchise is in rebuild.

The Texans are driving down the NFL road like a camp mon whose kids just puked in the back seat on a 6 hr car journey.
Clowney-out. Lamar Miller broken. JJ Watt is put together with bandages, smiles and God’s wishes.
This has to be the end of the experiment. Sorry Bill, but it isn’t working.

Titans? No really…Titans?
What have they done? What are they going to do?
Mariota is trying to justify the dog turds on his lawn to get something going in Tennessee other than meth and slow jam country.
Henry is the only salvation in a dire O line that is so ravaged, it is sponsored by an opiod company (kidding).

Speaking of meth, Blake Blortles is gone from Jacksonville.
‘Good Place’ references aside, he was a turd-bungling, stumbler who might have turfed a D.
If you don’t know what I just said, you may have never been to Jacksonville.
Big Nick is in town, which actually sounds very Jacksonville.
They still love to plug their D, & should be able to lock down this weekend division now that Luck is outta.

As for the rest of the Colts, it’s a tough rally-but a needed one. YOu’re ‘Lucked Out’, what can you do to salvage the season?

Wade & Ryan both have the Jacksonville Jaguars winning this division and moving on to the playoffs.
Will their AFC south pluck continue on after that?
Wade & Ryan are not to expectant.
Look for them to choke out soon into the playoffs.

Podcast Ep. 53-Franchise This!

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The NFL season always starts with the usual BS, but the biggest part of it is the franchise tag.
It’s the equivalent of going to a buffet and spitting on the shrimp so that nobody eats it.
But what if those shrimp don’t want to be spit on.
Too bad.

Wade McElwainn & Ryan Cull look at the franchise takes, and who indeed might be snagged by their teams.

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Chad Kelly Antics

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When you hear of Chad Kelly, do you think ‘nephew of Jim with potential’, or ‘dumbass who got beaten with a vacuum when he broke into a strangers house’?

Either one, Chad Kelly is no longer just Mr. Irrelevant, he is also on the Colts.

Will he be able to help Andrew Luck and co. make a playoff push, or will the old Chad be back?