Oh AB! What have you done?
The drama that is Antonio Brown has permeated the NFL like a dank cheese in a dirty fridge.
All of the shit that went on this season for him to suddenly sign for the Patriots?
Were we played this whole time?
Did he screw over the league?
Was this the plan all along?
Did the Patriots mastermind this whole deal?
What the actual flock? ??
bill belichick
AFC East Prediction
Can we really choose anyone else in this division other than the New England Patriots?
How did they get even stronger this year when Tom Brady is at least 109 years old!
Wade & Ryan both take a stab at how they think this division will end up, and it’s pretty predictable.
UNLESS Tom Brady is somehow mangled on the field this season, the Patriots should comfortably cruise on through unscathed to the post-season.
Wade sees the Patriots going all the way to the big game, while Ryan thinks that they will have some problems in the AFC battle in January.
Buffalo present an interesting dilemma, as they have a huge talent of running backs to choose from, as well as a plucky running QB in Josh Allen.
Will their defense be able to stifle the opposition again this year? Have they strengthened their line by shovelling snow in the offseason?
Buffalo could well be a 500 team again this year, causing problems and turmoil to all teams in this division.
The New York Jets are interesting as you have a team whose coach has essentially run rough-shot over the whole team. He is not a huge fan of Le’veon Bell, so it will be interesting to see how they respond to him.
Will their QB-Sam Darnold continue to impress with his play, or will he switch back to erratic?
There is a ton of pressure on the Jets to succeed this year, sadly it doesn’t see like Wade or Ryan think that will happen.
Lastly the lowly Dolphins of Miami, where the hurricanes seem to intensify every year.
The fact that Ryan Fitzpatrick was able to secure the starting job says a lot about how this team will progress.
Miami traditionally starts off modestly ok, then quickly turns as Florida can turn into ‘Florida Man’…
(Have you tried Googling that followed by your birthday?)
Suffice to say, this is another Patriots year.
Even without Gronk.
Bad NFL Tattoo
When it comes to getting an NFL tattoo, most people make a bad decision.
Whether it’s ‘calling’ your team to win it all this year, or some smudgy homage to an ancient star that fades as much as it sags-they’re all bad. This guy decided that he needed both Tom & Bill on his calves and look at that-this guy is going to be single forever! Imagine this dude in 8 years, when both those guys are dead.
Hey, look at these old, faded men on my leg. Know who they are? – Nope!
Brady H8rs
Tom Brady is going to continue to mess up the league, and there is nothing you can do about it.
Whether it’s his TB12 diet, being married to a supermodel, or the deal he signed with Satan while studying at Michigan, Tom continues to defy all and rock up the NFL.
How many more years will he continue to dominate?
The road to the AFC final just got a whole heck of a lot easier.
Everybody Pat Chung tonight
Cocaine…in the NFL?
No way!
Next thing you’re going to tell us that some of the NFL owners might engage in lacivious behaviour?
Don’t believe it.
Patrick Chung of the Patriots is having one heck of an off-season.
Turns out he likes to party-hard, something Billy B is quite quiet about.
(sure he is locker room livid)
This incident will probably spell the end for this veteran defender, as the Pats aren’t one to court controversy.
Maybe he can pull a Mike Tyson and open up a cocaine ranch somewhere?