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Week 2 Picks

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Week 2 in the NFL is here, & Wade McElwain & Ryan Cull have the picks you need to take your into week 2.

In this video, the boys breakdown their picks and score for the entire weekend.
Want the gist of it?

Buffalo Bills (-2.5) vs NY Giants +42.5
Battle of D & O lines in a tight game that takes us to Redzone palpability.
Ryan has it 27-20 Bills, while Wade has it 21-20 Bills, with the Giants covering.

LA Chargers (-3) vs Detroit Lions +47
Phillip Rivers has kids to feed, & the Detroit defines is hungry. Ryan likes the Chargers to fuel up in Michigan, while Wade takes the Lions to devour a home win.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs Houston Texans (-8.5)
Holy Deshaun Watson!
He’s enough to turn a fantasy man to a different team!
What a performance last week, and good on them for loading up.
Dick Mildew (?) will struggle to Jag off in this one.
Ryan: Texans 35-Jags 20 Wade Texans 31-Jags 10

Vikings vs Packers (-2.5) +44.5
Packers love to pack cheese at home. Look for them to make a rodgering of the Vikings in the long run.
Wade: Packers 30-Vikings 20 Ryan: Packers 27-Vikings 24

49ers vs Bengals (-1) +44.5
Roar kitty.
The Bengals are loose like a midwest heroin mom after chardonnay o’clock.
Can they feed off the Kittle, or will the Kittle feed off of them?
Ryan sees the hot squad taking down the silicon studs, while Wade predicts big data will spoil the show.
Ryan: Bengals 21-49ers 17 Wade 49ers 24-Bengals 21

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Miami Woes

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Wow, the Dolphins had the crap spanked out of them by Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens in week 1.
Remember how they said that Lamar can’t throw?
Tell that to his stats.

Next up for the Dolphins is Tom Brady, Antonio Brown and the Patriots, who literally pulled the anus from the throat of the hapless Steelers on Sunday night.
Will anyone be able to stop Brady & Bellichick?
Doubtful.

Oh AB!

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Oh AB! What have you done?
The drama that is Antonio Brown has permeated the NFL like a dank cheese in a dirty fridge.
All of the shit that went on this season for him to suddenly sign for the Patriots?
Were we played this whole time?
Did he screw over the league?
Was this the plan all along?
Did the Patriots mastermind this whole deal?
What the actual flock? ??

Bad NFL Tattoo

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When it comes to getting an NFL tattoo, most people make a bad decision.

Whether it’s ‘calling’ your team to win it all this year, or some smudgy homage to an ancient star that fades as much as it sags-they’re all bad. This guy decided that he needed both Tom & Bill on his calves and look at that-this guy is going to be single forever! Imagine this dude in 8 years, when both those guys are dead.

Hey, look at these old, faded men on my leg. Know who they are? – Nope!

Preseason-Giants vs Patriots

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A Super Bowl rematch just before the season starts?
Well…not really, because no one important was even there.
Game 4 of the preseason is kind of like a carnival.
Everyone is running around trying out the rides, and goofing on how fun it is-not realising that they are all are about to go home with upset tummies.
Anywho-here is a rematch for the ages…in August.

Brady H8rs

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Tom Brady is going to continue to mess up the league, and there is nothing you can do about it.

Whether it’s his TB12 diet, being married to a supermodel, or the deal he signed with Satan while studying at Michigan, Tom continues to defy all and rock up the NFL.

How many more years will he continue to dominate?
The road to the AFC final just got a whole heck of a lot easier.

Everybody Pat Chung tonight

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Cocaine…in the NFL?
No way!
Next thing you’re going to tell us that some of the NFL owners might engage in lacivious behaviour?
Don’t believe it.

Patrick Chung of the Patriots is having one heck of an off-season.
Turns out he likes to party-hard, something Billy B is quite quiet about.
(sure he is locker room livid)

This incident will probably spell the end for this veteran defender, as the Pats aren’t one to court controversy.

Maybe he can pull a Mike Tyson and open up a cocaine ranch somewhere?

Hey Ref!

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Hey Ref!

If you really want to be a true Patriots fan this season, this is the jersey for you!
Not only does it come in a stylish white and black stripe, it also has the Patriots logo on the tag.

The shirt itself is versatile, and can be used in a variety of different formats.

Maybe Robert Kraft wants you to pretend to be a 53 year old Foot Locker employee who is also really good at hand-jobs?
This is the shirt for you!

Comes in a variety of sizes, and can be deflated for children.

Podcast Ep 51

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What does the preseason hold?

What will the teams be up to?

How will the teams be set up for the preseason that is upon us?

Wade McElwain & Ryan Cull look at the preseason teams, how they will fare as well as the big stories in the NFL
Robert Kraft, Tom Brady wanting to bulk up, and how been free with your buddies in this team can be dangerous.

Have a listen, share, indulge, live, love, laugh, Karen.